Official Firewood Cutters & Burners Whining Thread

[Ljute]

All this whining's starting to get to me.
You all are now Honorary Wives of mine.

 

[davec]

LOL!!!
It's 110 in the tractor Cab and short of raining it ain't gonna get more humid.
This is Ridiculous!

Hey tell you what - Fire up the cab AC on MAX, then open the windows in that humidity and see if you can get thunderheads to forms over the dashboard!

SHAZAM!



-Dave

 

[stihl sawing]

My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.

 

[komatsuvarna]

My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.

Gee, Is that all? LOL

 

[Ljute]

My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.

Did your wife approve you posting this???

 

[Wood Doctor]

When wrapping bundles with plastic and tying off the tag end, wood slivers will go under my fingernails. Ouch.

Bundling with twine isn't much better. This time of the year, the twine eats right through your finger tips as it rubs away. You can't wear gloves because its too hot and you can't tie knots with gloves on. Twine eats holes right through latex gloves, so that doesn't work either.

Then there's all the ants that are eating the wood before you can sell it. Customers complain when they see an ant, oblivious of the fact that the ants burn nicely. :chainsawguy:

 

[Steve NW WI]

ants burn nicely. :chainsawguy:

Sure do, just roasted a herd in an old rotted chunk of pine in the fire pit.

My b..ch: It's raining right now. Looks to clear out later for some good cold beer by the campfire though!

 

[Circle B MN]

Sure do, just roasted a herd in an old rotted chunk of pine in the fire pit.

My b..ch: It's raining right now. Looks to clear out later for some good cold beer by the campfire though!

Still getting light rain here Steve, plan on being wet.

 

[mickeyd]

Came home tonight after a VERY rare night out with the Mrs. to find the glass topped patio table shattered into 2 million glass shards ! some what calmly I asked my 3 teen age sons ( 16, 18,19) just what the f@#k happened to my god@amned freaking table ? and received 3 identical blank stares ." I dont know dad it was like that earlier " ARGH Im gonna kill something tonight !
peace
MD

 

[howellhandmade]

My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.

What, no hemorrhoids? Lucky.

Jack

 

[stihl sawing]

What, no hemorrhoids? Lucky.

Jack

:censored: Forgot about those.

 

[Wood Doctor]

Still getting light rain here Steve, plan on being wet.

Another whine--the rainy weather. I've never seen a wetter June in over 30 years. We have flood warnings out all over eastern Nebraska. River cabins are being washed away. More rain coming in today and tomorrow. The entire average expected June rainfall was exceeded five day ago. We will double it by mid week.

2009-2010 has been the goofiest weather around here since 1975-76. :deadhorse:

 

[stihl sawing]

Another whine--the rainy weather. I've never seen a wetter June in over 30 years. We have flood warnings out all over eastern Nebraska. River cabins are being washed away. More rain coming in today and tomorrow. The entire average expected June rainfall was exceeded five day ago. We will double it by mid week.

2009-2010 has been the goofiest weather around here since 1975-76. :deadhorse:

Yup, and it's all Obama's fault.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Ljute]

Sure do, just roasted a herd in an old rotted chunk of pine in the fire pit.

My b..ch: It's raining right now. Looks to clear out later for some good cold beer by the campfire though!

Yummy! I love smoked ants!

 

[Curlycherry1]

Came home tonight after a VERY rare night out with the Mrs. to find the glass topped patio table shattered into 2 million glass shards ! some what calmly I asked my 3 teen age sons ( 16, 18,19) just what the f@#k happened to my god@amned freaking table ? and received 3 identical blank stares ." I dont know dad it was like that earlier " ARGH Im gonna kill something tonight !
peace
MD

Could be thermal shock. Seen it before. Nobody near the thing and then boom, it shatters. Hard to believe but the teenagers my be telling the truth.

Naahhhhh, they hit it with one of those window breaker things the cops use.

 

[Mike Van]

my whine consists off there aint near enough hours in a day---nor days in a week!!!!!!!!!! the rest aint a real problem---time for me is a b^&($

Someone said it stays light 'till 8:30 now - WOOP-TE-DO, at 59, I'm tired out by 6:00.

 

[Cerran]

Curly, what is wrong with your Tiller? I've had my Ariens apart before and it's not that complicated. If you can pull a chainsaw apart you can work on a tiller IMHO.

 

[songofthewood]

Its too :censored: hot, the humidity feels like 110%. :censored: sweat bees stuck in the elbow pits. :censored: nats swarming my head. Its 150 degrees and raining inside this :censored: hard hat. Sweat in my eyes and its 3 o'clock on friday and im ready to get the :censored: outta here.

:agree2:

 

[Wood Doctor]

Yup, and it's all Obama's fault.:hmm3grin2orange:

If all of the midwest flooded out, all of the federal money would still head for the Gulf. We take care of oil first and worry about crops and food last.

Reasoning: you can't grow crops today without oil. In fact, you can't cut and split wood without oil. Two-man saws and axes are becoming scarce as hen's teeth. Black gold has us by the throat.

 

[Ljute]

I'm depressed.