Ljute
Free Teak
All this whining's starting to get to me.
You all are now Honorary Wives of mine.
You all are now Honorary Wives of mine.
LOL!!!
It's 110 in the tractor Cab and short of raining it ain't gonna get more humid.
This is Ridiculous!
My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.
My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.
Bundling with twine isn't much better. This time of the year, the twine eats right through your finger tips as it rubs away. You can't wear gloves because its too hot and you can't tie knots with gloves on. Twine eats holes right through latex gloves, so that doesn't work either.When wrapping bundles with plastic and tying off the tag end, wood slivers will go under my fingernails. Ouch.
ants burn nicely. :chainsawguy:
Sure do, just roasted a herd in an old rotted chunk of pine in the fire pit.
My b..ch: It's raining right now. Looks to clear out later for some good cold beer by the campfire though!
My back hurts, have a torn rotater cuff, Hair is grey, Gettin old, might have crabs, itchin all over, ugly as heck, own a dodge, cracked dash, can't even buy a harley, Bought a jap bike, wife ignores me, so does the dog, he has fleas, and ticks, one on the bunhole, fast foods give me gas, hell all foods give me gas, wanna retire, wife says i can't, almost need viagra, only if wife says yes, rarely happens though, have an electric saw, real good without electricity, my stihls are gettin old and dingy, kinda like my underwear, had taco bell tonight, i hate taco bell, dog won't even eat it, have to pee all the time, constipated usually, body looks bad in the mirror now, some things could be bigger, gotta disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags, startin to hate baths, have to see things, lot of moles and marks on skin, hair on back, amongst other places, new toilet seat hurts my butt, too small i guess, gettin harder to take a dump, muscles not strong enough to strain, receding hairline, wife keeps reminding me of it, chubby stomach and no ass, huge boil on it too, might need depends, leaking some, need glasses, some things i don't wanna see, need to stop whining, past old guys bedtime.
:censored: Forgot about those.What, no hemorrhoids? Lucky.
Jack
Another whine--the rainy weather. I've never seen a wetter June in over 30 years. We have flood warnings out all over eastern Nebraska. River cabins are being washed away. More rain coming in today and tomorrow. The entire average expected June rainfall was exceeded five day ago. We will double it by mid week.Still getting light rain here Steve, plan on being wet.
Yup, and it's all Obama's fault.:hmm3grin2orange:Another whine--the rainy weather. I've never seen a wetter June in over 30 years. We have flood warnings out all over eastern Nebraska. River cabins are being washed away. More rain coming in today and tomorrow. The entire average expected June rainfall was exceeded five day ago. We will double it by mid week.
2009-2010 has been the goofiest weather around here since 1975-76. :deadhorse:
Sure do, just roasted a herd in an old rotted chunk of pine in the fire pit.
My b..ch: It's raining right now. Looks to clear out later for some good cold beer by the campfire though!
Came home tonight after a VERY rare night out with the Mrs. to find the glass topped patio table shattered into 2 million glass shards ! some what calmly I asked my 3 teen age sons ( 16, 18,19) just what the f@#k happened to my god@amned freaking table ? and received 3 identical blank stares ." I dont know dad it was like that earlier " ARGH Im gonna kill something tonight !
peace
MD
my whine consists off there aint near enough hours in a day---nor days in a week!!!!!!!!!! the rest aint a real problem---time for me is a b^&($
Its too :censored: hot, the humidity feels like 110%. :censored: sweat bees stuck in the elbow pits. :censored: nats swarming my head. Its 150 degrees and raining inside this :censored: hard hat. Sweat in my eyes and its 3 o'clock on friday and im ready to get the :censored: outta here.
If all of the midwest flooded out, all of the federal money would still head for the Gulf. We take care of oil first and worry about crops and food last.Yup, and it's all Obama's fault.:hmm3grin2orange:
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