Organic firewood??!!!

[Ljute]

I've seen everything now. Organic firewood. Is it for feeding to your pet beaver?

 

[teacherman]

I've seen everything now. Organic firewood. Is it for feeding to your pet beaver?

Just means it was cut with an axe. No bar oil in it.

 

[Hddnis]

I guess that means they don't spray it with bug killer.



Mr. HE

 

[Ljute]

Just means it was cut with an axe. No bar oil in it.

Or used vegetable oil for b/c lube?

 

[Arrowhead]

Only in Virginia....

 

[madhatte]

It'll spread quick, just you wait.

I'm already cringing.

 

[wigglesworth]

Just means it was cut with an axe. No bar oil in it.

If I cut 2/3 of a cord with an axe, it would be $900 not $90 LOL

 

[turnkey4099]

Proves you can sell anything to a yuppie!

Harry K

 

[MCW]

Or used vegetable oil for b/c lube?

Only if it's organically certified vegetable oil from organically certified vegetables in an organically certified factory with organically certfied and trained staff.
Trust me, organics is wierd, I've unfortunately had to do a lot of work with organically certified farmers. The next whacky fruitcake howl at the moon step is Biodynamics.

 

[WoodChuck'r]

For some people, marketing is everything.

 

[BobL]

I've seen everything now. Organic firewood. Is it for feeding to your pet beaver?

If it's for a beaver, surely its just "organic wood"?

 

[Islander]

I guess I'd be more surprised if they were selling inorganic firewood!!

 

[heimannm]

From chemistry class long ago I seem to recall that "organic" simply means "contain carbon".

Mark

 

[sly13]

Organic $$$$$

If it says Organic it has to be better.:monkey: Therefore well worth the price

 

[Ljute]

If it's for a beaver, surely its just "organic wood"?

Bada bing! :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[woodbooga]

I've seen everything now. Organic firewood. Is it for feeding to your pet beaver?

I can see your logic...

Organic is an adjective. Root word is organ. In this case, it's describing wood. Therefore, beavers crave woody organs.

 

[Ljute]

I can see your logic...

Organic is an adjective. Root word is organ. In this case, it's describing wood. Therefore, beavers crave woody organs.

Upright pianos too?

 

[Burvol]

I can see your logic...

Organic is an adjective. Root word is organ. In this case, it's describing wood. Therefore, beavers crave woody organs.

Outa rep for ya bud.

 

[woodyman]

I thought all the wood I cut was organicly growen therefore it was organic wood:monkey:

 

[woodbooga]

Upright pianos too?

Nope. Pianos are not organs. And therefore not organic. Pipe organs are a different matter all together.

My wife and I have been together 10 years... enough time to come up with our own kind of code. When it's time for me to feed the beaver, she simply says 'Wanamaker':

The Wanamaker Grand Organ is the largest operational pipe organ in the world ... The Wanamaker organ is played twice a day, Monday through Saturday, and more frequently during the Christmas season.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanamaker_Organ