Sure is quiet in here....do I need to start a fight?

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Not for me. IDK why, the whole shop closed at 12 yesterday. Ill slip to the back and make the last plate I need to start shooting here at the house. Oh well. Then its time for the GF, and family all weekend. Well except security detail, somehow got talked into BlackFridayShopping starting at 4am Friday. lol

Hope yall have a good Thanksgiving!!
 
Yea, thought I couldnt be changed. All it takes is bat of those eyes. Im sure Ill probably end up carrying bags, and maybe even a purse! I may need a intervention!!

I'll come check on you when I get back from FL....make sure you still have saws n stuff....

Sent from my MiniMac running E-85!!
 
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.


I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.


Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.


After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing!


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! It’s doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!!


Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!


An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
 
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