You guys think she needs a saw yet???

[little possum]

3120 powered pink hotwheels jeep

Just saying, get her started out on the right foot. lol

Congrats Wiggity!

 

[chopperfreak2k1]

congrats man! she's beautiful! between you and me, you don't want to start her out with an inferior saw, make sure she gets a Stihl whatever you do!!!

 

[the westspartan]

Congratulations!!! Nice job.

 

[deezelman]

congrats man. ive got one thatll be here in acouple weeks and ive been wondering what a good girl saw would be?

 

[schmuck.k]

congrats

 

[Mr. Bow Saw]

Congratulations!!! Wiggs,shes real cute.

 

[Freehand]

I know it's a little early,but I wanted to be sure you have a decent standard form boyfriend application on hand......

Oh yea,get her that nice 440 and don't look back





Application for permission to date my daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form.

1. Name: __________________________________________________ Date of Birth: _________________
2. Height: ___________________________ Weight: _______________________ GPA: ________________
3. Social Sec. #_______________________ Drivers license #______________________________________
4. Boy Scout Rank: __________________________
5. Home address: ____________________________ City/ State____________________________________
6. Do you have one male and one female parent? Yes _______ No _______
7. If no, explain: _________________________________________________________________________
8. Number of years parents married: __________________________________________________________
9. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A water bed? _______
10. Do you have an earring , nose ring , belly-button ring? ______ A tattoo? _______
(If yes to any of #9 or #10, Discontinue application and leave premises ...
11. In ten words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ___________________________________________
12. In ten words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? ______________________________________
13. In ten words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you? ___________________
_______________________________________________________________________________________
14. Church you attend: _________________________________ How often you attend: _______________
15. When would be the best time to interview your Father, Mother, And Minister? ___________________
16. What would you want to be IF you grew up? _______________________________________________

Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely - all answers are confidential
(that I won't tell anyone - ever- I promise).

If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is in the __________________________

If I were beaten the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________________________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ___________________________________

When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is_______________________________________
(Note: If answer begins with T or A, discontinue and leave premises: Keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

I SWEAR THAT THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF: NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, DEATH, AND DISMEMBERMENT.

Signature (that means your name, moron)______________________________________________________

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not attempt to call or write. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white coats and carrying a violin case.

APPLICANT’S RIGHT THUMB PRINT IN BLOOD
_________

 

[rburg]

new baby

I hope she gets her looks from her momma rather than from her daddy. Congratulations but you forgot to tell us her name. What do the boys think of the new addittion?

 

[scattergun13]

If you don't get that beautiful creature whatever saw she wants ASAP, Uncle Stew and Ajo are going to send one. If the shotgun method is not preferable for the inevitable "boy problems" just let me know and I'll send you Ajo for personal interviews with prospective boyfriends.
Congrats Dad,
Stew and Ajo...

 

[wigglesworth]

Thanks again for all the kind words guys. Momma and "Londyn", are doing awesome. The boys still dont quite know what to think, and im not 100% sure that I know what to think yet, but I have a huge feeling that adding a bit of estrogen in the house is really gonna change things up. LOL.

 

[whitedogone]

Hey Wiggs!

You are in trouble!!!!
I don't know how dads do it down south, but dads up here buy a shotgun when they have a lil'girl up here! LOL!!!!!

Your daughter looks beautiful!!!!
Good job dad! And wish the best for the misses!!!!

That's what them big brothers is for.

congrats wiggs

 

[o8f150]

congrats,,,, i would recommend a cs-310 with a 12" bar like my wifes. well balanced and is a little screamer.:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[ChrisF]

Congratulations man.

 

[7sleeper]

Now when do we get the cigar?



7

 

[Mastermind]

Congratulations Wiggs. Kids are what make life worth living. My daughter is 28 now and has two kids of her own. They just stay small for a short amount of time, enjoy them while you can.

I can help you out on the son-in-law screening process when that time comes. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[8433jeff]

That bow is cute, but ,ah, she should have a hat. Anything but it better not start with an H.

 

[cat-face timber]

Very cute,
Yes start her early!
It would be best if you went out and cut a long " get the hell away from my daughter" stick, now to save time.
The boys will be hanging around before you know it.

 

[wigglesworth]

It would be best if you went out and cut a long " get the hell away from my daughter" stick, now to save time.

I have several of them already. Some are pumps, and some are automatics...

 

[8433jeff]

Sticks are nice, use belts with them. Make sure the pumps have extended mags. Mama know how to use them or would she use them on you? That cute you might have to hire an army, Wiggs.

 

[wigglesworth]

Sticks are nice, use belts with them. Make sure the pumps have extended mags. Mama know how to use them or would she use them on you? That cute you might have to hire an army, Wiggs.

Oh yea, momma knows how to use them.....